We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all corporations are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of High Returns on Investment.  That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Corporation, deriving their just powers from the consent of the corporate lobbiest and donations.

That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Corporations to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and High Return on Investment.

  • EPA has refused Assent to High Returns on Investment for practices deemed to protect the environment necessary for the public good.
  • DOL has refused Assent to High Returns on Investment for practices of denying children the opportunity to work and the high cost of safe work conditions.
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